Напишите смешную историю на англиском

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babaika_308 · Accepted Answer

Sitting in an Internet café, chatting popular anonymous chat with an interesting girl. 20 minutes chatting about all sorts of different.
Then she writes me: - "would you like a mint?" 
Naturally, I responded: "Sure I will!" 
Then she left from me gets up and goes to my Desk, silently puts it on his Lollipop out and back...

mechtatel_258 · Answer

what have the Ukrainians?

pavel_shevtsov_39 · Answer

Life
The Life, this perpetual motion each "I" all to new and new purpose in endless elbowroom surrounding space, absolutely high velocity, motion which, changes absolutely all in all surrounding, creating each its motion in all surrounding, all new and new type in surrounding.

khui_274 · Answer

Kolobok povesilsja
Buratino utopilsja

piter_79 · Answer

funny story