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Я студент, учусь хорошо, хочу жить в вашей стране. Язык ваш люблю, но учить не буду. Пусть дураки учат. Ага?

My name is Pavel Parshin. I Russian. I was born on October, 1st, 1991 in Astrakhan. In May I have finished high school №4 in Astrakhan. At school I always studied with interest and desire to study. I participated in various competitions and actions where defended honour of the class or school. The physical culture was my favourite subject at school always. I very much liked to play football or basketball with my schoolmates though I and studied on a physical and mathematical profile. Also I loved English language. In the future I very much need knowledge of this language as my dream since the childhood is the trip to Australia and further there residing. At me it is a lot of friends and acquaintances with whom I also spend all free time. I consider that I the interesting, sociable, vigorous, sympathetic young man. Among friends I always soul of the company. My relatives often address to me for council or behind the help, in what I with pleasure do not refuse to them. In the childhood I was engaged in various kinds of sports: football in a current 2х years, boat racing year, not for long track and field athletics and go-cart racing. I like to walk, spend time in the good company, to go to the cinema, in night clubs, in cafe, to float, skate etc. Since at me many different hobbies. My hobby it to collect good, interesting films. In my collection already about 200 films. This year I have left school and now I student АГУ, Faculty of Mathematics and the Information technology. I aspire to become the good expert in the trade. My family not so big. I have daddy, mum and the big brother. I live with mum and with the brother. My father lives separately from us, in small Siberian small town under the name Nefteyugansk, but he often visits us, when at it holiday. My father Michael Pavlovich, to it of 46 years, by a trade it the doctor, but now it politicises more and holds very high post in the city. It high, a sports constitution, at it short black hair and brown eyes. Many say that I am very similar to it outwardly and on character though I consider that character at me in mum. Her name is Tatyana Pavlovna. It the children's doctor, works in a kindergarten and she very much wanted, that also I became the doctor. But me it not to liking, as basically and to my brother. His name is Dima, to it 22 years. This year it has finished the Astrakhan construction institute. Soon it leaves in army and it very much will not suffice me. Since the childhood I always wished to resemble it, it was for me an example and when the father has left, it and at all became for me the second daddy. I can always address to it for the help and behind council. We always divide house duties and we help mum. We is frequent with it we go where нибудь together and we have a good time. Recently he has started to learn me to drive the car and to understand the engine. At us very amicable family, in the summer we often gather all family and we go on a summer residence, to have a rest and eat a shish kebab which is prepared perfectly by my grandfather. We also take with ourselves mine the uncle, the aunt and my cousins, which from me