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I wish I could Fuck your ass
I wish I could help him
I wish I could watch this film
I wish I could take this

I wish i could do my homework using my brain.
I wish i could use internet for more pleasant things
I wish i could have more time to walk with my friends.
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I wish to be clever girl
I wish to be able make my job well
I wish you good luck