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summer holidays was great. i fapped and played dota 2 all day, all night. I drank a lot of energy drinks so my stomach hurts and diarrea got me right between i dismembering Windranger with my Pudge... what a great summer, what a memories i have got..)

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Who hasn't sacrificed themselves for the sake of Vacation at least once? Why is my back always cold? To do this, I have to wear a sweater all the time. Even if it's hot at home, I sit in it, because if I take it off, my back starts to freeze. Maybe it's somehow connected with Vacation? But I'm already tired of it. There are several services on the Internet where anyone can write what they would like to receive as a gift. According to statistics, the most popular request on the wish list is Vacation. Here is a short list of such services: www.hachoo.ru , piggiebank.ru and kondiky.ru . Bad Vacation, for a thinking person, is also a good teacher. I suggest we celebrate it. I'll get carrot puree, you - Vacation. Where is the justice? You absolutely do not understand what the essence of Vacation is. Vacation is a game where people can fool around, and in general, do whatever they want, or do something specific, but do it the way they want themselves. They play Vacation because it's where their imagination can run wild. Vacation is the true face of gaming.
They say that Vacation is like pregnancy: either it's there, or it's not, and the place is empty. Your Vacation is no worse than anyone else's. You deserve the best. You always get what you choose - this is an immutable law. Let's not worry about what others do.