Вот эта песня на английском - не про того герцога Йоркского, который родился в 1960 году?

Oh, the Noble Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And marched them down again
Now when you're up, you're up
And when you're down, you're down
And when you're only half way up
You're neither up nor down