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"Did you know that Montana is the largest supplier of turkeys?" My uncle Dennis kept on chatting about other useless facts, thinking my other uncles more interested in him than in the footbal game on TV. As for me, I try to finish writing a story about ancient Egypt for school while listening to my uncle name every person who signed the Mozambique Peace Treaty of 1835. This was not my idea of a fun Thanksgiving.

I sit with my mom at my grandparents house. It just snow, and the little sunlight that peeked through the clouds reflected off the clean snow and the porch window. Overcome by writer's block and boredom, I started bite my nails. my mom look up from writing her annual letter: "Don't do that. Go help grandma in the kitchen."

I obediently got up, smiled at uncle dennis when he tried to tell me that the name krystal could be spelled five different ways, and gave an extremely annoyed look to my grandpa, who sit in "his" chair. Suddenly, I smelled smoke and heard screams coming from the kitchen. I got there in time ti find an item that looked like volcanic rock in the microwave.

"That was the stuffing ..." aunt Anne dictated to her video camera as zoomed in on the "rock".