Очень нужен маленький рассказ по английскому языку на тему "Потрясающая вечеринка", ну или "Tremendous party"

Tremendous party

Massive party at a friend's place that backed onto a small creek. However it was spring and the water was quite high and fast moving.

One friend gets completely shitfaced and decides to take two of those cheap inflatable loveseats from the house, duct tapes them together (using about a metric ton of tape), and tries to float out into the creek. The goddamn idiot passes out on his makeshift raft in the middle of the water and starts drifting downstream fast.

Cue a bunch of drunken guys trying to organize a rescue mission while the girls are screaming at him from the bank to wake up. We rush downstream and use hockey sticks and a paint roller on a long stick to drag him back to shore. All of us are drenched, muddy, frozen, and now stone sober.

It's a miracle he didn't fall off and drown. He has zero recollection of the entire event.