Почему тут никто не говорит, что войну на Ближнем Востоке устроили славяне ? Ведь это чистейшая правда

General Rhonda: Israel and Palestine have announced a permanent ceasefire.
President: What?
White House Aide 1: They signed something called the "Pretty Obvious If You Think About It" accord. Apparently, an anonymous American diplomat took them to a Star Wars cantina, where they smoked perspective-enhancing alien pheromones through a laser hookah.
White House Aide 2: I still say it has to be Putin.
President: IT WAS RICK AND MORTY, YOU FUCKING DUNCE!
White House Aide 2: But you're getting the credit, sir. Your approval rating just hit 100%. Why would Rick and Morty want that?
President: BECAUSE THEY'RE ASSHOLES!