Как перевести на английский: "Если бы, да кабы, да во рту росли грибы, то был бы то не рот, а целый огород."?

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ann_t_33 · Accepted Answer

If ifs and ands were pots and pans.

surge_6 · Answer

Прямо - никак. Английских аналогов несколько, например: "if my aunt had been a man, she'd have been my uncle".

jaime_la_vie_3 · Answer

If, yes if, yes mouth grow mushrooms, it would be not the mouth, and a garden.